WASHINGTON — U.S. Secretary of War Pete Hegseth announced that he is rolling out a new program to ensure that the military is at its “absolute best” by personally checking the erection strength of all servicemen over the age of thirty, according to confused sources within the Pentagon.
I remember an old WW2 vet once told me that his cohort was getting medically inspected and that they were thus duly fallen in and had to “present themselves” in actual drill.
brilliant
Perfect photo
They say you can only truly know a guy is you’ve had a mile of his cum. I guess you could walk a mile in his shoes but what if he’s wearing the shoes? I think the cum option is better. And it’s easy because guys only cum a few spoonfuls at a time. So you can take that mile in about a year of carefully sucking each guy. Hopefully this can be implemented right away. Remember to eat a few pieces of pineapple guys, it makes it taste good.
“Attention!” has taken on a whole new meaning.
I’d be out; Velma is way hotter than Daphne imo.
I… Uh… Huh?
I don’t get how this is relevant to the thread
Newspaper name checks out.
lol, definitely a relevant name for this piece! The Hard Times is actually one of my favorite satire sites. Unfortunately their output has slowed in the last year. But when they do post something new it’s usually amusing enough to share here.
do they update articles once their satire become reality?
They just republish them with a new date on their serious part of the website…
His goal since the beginning