How about jokes about guys with enormously long penises? Eh? Long enough to tie them in a bow? If I could tie mine in a bow I wouldn’t but I also wouldn’t be out of the house.

Not without a short firehouse that is stuck to my pants.

Installed software! Oh installed software! Where are you! LOL! This guy is using scripts he wrote himself and the combination number #24356357954689 of possible software, desktop GUI and kernel. Okay let’s drive our malicious scan!.. Oh sudo password, we need the root password to do anything malicious! Look at this, it even has a welcome screen asking for you to scan as much as it is possible in that image! Darn!