A bidet, you should buy a bidet.
You can also get a travel bidet, if you can’t permanently install one, or just want to try it out. It’s basically just a squeeze bottle with a nozzle…
Standing in the shower and spreading your asscheeks is still free
Sure, I guess, for trying out what a bidet would be like, you can do that.
For more regular usage, though, when you can’t install a proper bidet, I would recommend investing the 10-20 bucks for a travel bidet. It’s a lot easier/quicker, when the splash water goes straight into the toilet and you don’t have to completely take off your pants+socks…
I have wondered what the math of a bidet is. Decent ones cost a few hundred bucks. When does the TP saving win out? How long do bidets last?
The feeling of a freshly-washed anus is priceless
i want that on my epitaph
There are cheap ones that just connect to the water line between your toilet and the tank and they’re like 20 bucks and they’ll last you a couple years.
It takes a little getting used to the cold water spray, but I mean if you’re that desperate that you’re calculating the 30 cent difference per roll, then it might be worth the investment.
I’ve had mine since 2020 and it cost like $40.
Zero frills. Still $40 apparently.
Honestly bidets are super fancy but you could just go with a “bum gun.” Little gentle water sprayer you attach to your toilet line and voila. Got mine for like $30 or something.
Quite incredible. So much that I’m miffed this isn’t a standard expected thing on toilets.
Personally I started using like. 75% less TP once I got a bidet. Combined with spending $30 on the bidet itself, that’s easy savings.
You can get a cheap one for like $25-50 and install it yourself (pretty easy, not actual plumbing, just screwing and unscrewing a few things) and they’re fine. The more expensive ones have heated water, but you don’t need that. I eventually sprang for a “nicer” one, but now I feel that was unnecessary. Maybe I’m a freak, but I prefer the cold water anyway.
Used bottle with water.
I know this is a meme, but for the record math is one of the things LLMs are famously worst at
Can confirm; I teach statistics and allow take home exams. I don’t even really need guardrails on the math-- if you cheat via LLM, your answer is almost always hilariously wrong.
I’ve not used gpt for quite a while, but can’t you ask to python script the evaluation?
Yesterday I literally had to count 14 thousand pounds of fire extinguishers (as in count each extinguisher in a bunch of crates), one of my coworkers came over and said “Why don’t you just use AI to count them.” They then pulled out their phone, took a picture, asked AI to count them, and was off buy almost 60% on the first crate. Then went “oh, well that’s just one example,”
They then tried 4 more times, being between 75% and 50% off each time. They then went “Oh, well, ummm, nevermind.” and wandered off again.
(I had to count the extinguishers to make a Bill of Lading for them for shipping them out, you need an accurate count otherwise it will be held by the shipping company until you provide a correct BoL with the correct count due to legal reasons. I couldn’t just weigh them and divide the total wieght by the weight of a single extinguisher as they were a bunch of different sizes mixed together. NGL it was the easiest money I’ve ever made at the at job.)
$10 says they still think AI is great at counting things.
NGL it was the easiest money I’ve ever made at the at job
Easy money for you. For me that work would have been torture.
Oh it sucked for sure, I kept getting interrupted which meant whatever crate I was counting at the time had to be started over.
But the biggest perk was not having to deal with the other idiots on our loading dock for the entire time I was counting.
Though I’ve joked about it in the past I really should get a shirt that says “I’m trying to focus on my job, please don’t distract me” or something like that.
Every single damn time someone tries to do this, its the same result. its so annoying.
The moment someone starts a sentence with “why dont you just” JUDO CHOP is usually the best answer.
were before they started just writing a mini-python script for every calculation and executing that.
I just got into a little spat with my friends fiance because she intellectually offloads with AI.
I stand by it.
The number of people I know who now ask AI instead of web searching is… very upsetting.
Doesn’t help that web search is shit nowadays
That might be intentional and also coz of the shitty ai blog/info sites
In the case of Google it is very much intentional, and documented. Good search means fewer search attempts and that means fewer displayed ads.
coz of the shitty ai blog/info sites
SEO existed before chatgpt
If you search Google just serves you their AI shit. The other day their AI told me the word “rainy” has 4 letters.
It’s does have 4 letters. It has 5 letters too.
It does. It also has 5 letters but 4 is technically correct
Yesterday I googled: Hardware store “City Name”. It only returned stores from a different city. So I googled: Hardware store “City Name City Name City Name” and it returned a single one for every result
Google search has got so bad in the last couple of years that I actually don’t blame people for using AI for this.
Theres actually a secret third option
going offline to live in a hut in the forest?
Close, use not google
the number of people who are web searching are still majorly just consuming google’s AI and thats… more upsetting
Poop at work, get paid while pooping and use free tp.
Their tp is all scratchy and thin though…
Fold it 35 times
And now you have 35 papercuts and shit on your hand
And the toilet’s clogged. Now where are you gonna hide away and procrastinate?
Just grab a box of tissues from the office supplies closet instead.
Incorrect, I would rather die before asking Chat GPT anything
You ovation is loading, please stand by…
Would you actually rather die? That seems likely to be an exaggeration but I don’t know you.
You never know…
This actually isn’t too hard to solve. Double the value of each option by removing the folding requirement from the 2-ply and halving the price of the 3-ply to get an even comparison of 2-ply (330 sheets for $0.70) and 3-ply (300 sheets for $0.60), then recognize that it’s not worth adding 1/6 the price for 1/10th the sheets, to see that the 3-ply option is better.
Not folding 3-ply is asking for added expenses in the form of water and soap though… Push right through em
The ply count doesn’t reflect thickness or softness at all. Of the 3-ply toilet papers I’ve used at home, some need three layers to not fall apart on the first wipe, others are fine with a single sheet.
Feel like bidet’s must be accounted for if we gonna start the math justifications
It hurts my brain to do it that way.
300 sheets for 1.2 is a nice division by .6: 500 sheets for $2. So now all we gotta do is multiply by .7 to get 350 sheets for 1.40.
Considering the fold, we are at 330 effective sheets for 1.40. 350 > 330, get the 3 ply (lol).
This is a little bit funky obviously and just works because of seeing a divisor. If not for that I would have tried once each way to get cost per full effective sheet or cost per half effective sheet to see which one has nicer numbers.
… Or just open the calculator app.
A nice division by 0.6
Funny how brains can work so differently lol
I’ve had the calculator open for 15 minutes but nothing is happening, is it broken? Help?
But we need to take into account that the folded 2 ply becomes an effective 4 ply, so you’re getting more ply per penny
You guys don’t have unit pricing? In Australia it’s required by law that supermarkets show price per standard unit of measurement so you can easily compare
We do! What’s really helpful is many products of the same category are in different units. One will be per sheet, one per roll, one per 100 sheets, one per 500 sheets… and then the true thickness is completely different, so 1 ply for one brand will hold up ok while another will start disintegrating the moment you pull it off the roll. Do you feel free yet?
I don’t think unit counts account for what ply the toilet paper is.
I always check that but have found a couple instances where the math did not work out. Either it was wrong on purpose or by accident
yeah we have the same in europe for e.g. potato salad (price has to be listed per box and per kg) but that doesn’t apply to toilet paper i think … not a food item.
Two ply 70¢ / (330/2) = 0.42 ¢
Three ply 120¢ / 300 = 0.4 ¢
Basically the same.
You meant 3 not one but I get you.
You’d think we would buy a bidet
Corrected thanks.
No, that is roughly 5 wipes more per roll
That comes out to 0.004242 per doubled-up 2-ply sheet vs 0.004 per 3-ply sheet
“You’ve spent 3x the theoretical savings asking me this question”
Over what time period though?
Its extra fucked because the sheer amount of money ppl at the top have now, like the gap is getting bigger and bigger, why is everyone still broke, how do they benefit from ppl not buying things, like my walmart is full of expired sht all the time now, way less traffix
I shit and shower at work, not simultaneously though
Tap for spoiler
most of the time
Gotta stomp those spicy nuggets away. Then wash your shit-caked feet.
This man showershits
Better to shower shit than shit showers.
Edit: fuck, I should have said “better to shit in the shower than shower in the shit”, that would have been way better.
It’s not too late to edit it, I haven’t read it yet
Butt sprayer ftw
Water just use water you noobs. Didn’t gtp tell you?
Llms will discourage bidet usage so they can use the water instead
If chatgpt knows about something is about water usage.
I use less of the single ply than the double ply. I think I make it 1.5 ply thick, or something. Anyway, I don’t want a bidet, you guys have fun with that.