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  • Once I was basically the only programmer on a huge project (“superstar”). One day I injured my hands from working too hard, and had to use assistive technologies.

    The entire project ground to a halt, and management was on my ass all day every day about productivity. I even got a write-up and my bonus cancelled because I went from 3x output to 1.2x output (compared to my coworkers). Obviously I didn’t stay long after that…

    So yeah, if you’re in that extremely niche type of situation, it probably matters. Creating an entire project by yourself kind of jobs. Actually, that tool looks extremely good for people who cannot use a mouse and keyboard for any reason. I would have used it. I didn’t like speaking to my computer to write out code in an open plan office.

    Edit: this was way before A.I., so I meant literally those voice commands. Change tab to x. Type: while, space, open parenthesis, true, close parenthesis, space, open bracket… my coworkers got annoyed.


  • Zarobi@aussie.zonetomemes@lemmy.worldThat's real 😂😂😂😂
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    2 days ago

    You raise a good point. My thermostat does not support decimal units. So if I turn on the heater to 24C on a cold winter, the temperature range of my heater actually works likes: turn on at 22C, turn off at 26C. Translated, that’s a swing from 72F to 79F. Really annoying.

    Obviously they could just make the heater not shit, but I feel like it’s harder to fuck up Fahrenheit whole numbers.




  • Having done a lot of scanning in the past, no matter how gentle you are, the book will be damaged; at least a little bit. Even if you do it manually, by hand, really slowly.

    It’s the unfortunate reality, because books are not designed to be held open and pressed flat onto an unyielding surface. If you don’t press flat, you’ll get curved pages and bad quality (dark) images, which is sometimes ok and fixable by software, but often not. You can get really fancy expensive machines, but they still don’t fully solve the problem.

    I did scanlation editing stuff for a while, and half my job was making the raw page scans look presentable, because the scanners didn’t want to destroy their manga (understandable).

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Book_scanning#Methods





  • When I was a senior software engineer, I was offered a management position… I said no, because I knew I would hate it and do a terrible job. I actually like programming, and I absolutely hate asking an A.I. to do it for me.

    Actually funny story. Or maybe unfunny. I was doing a web project a while ago, and the host site I was trying out asked me to describe my project. I naïvely did so, thinking it was like a description or something. When I hit next, the site A.I. automatically did my entire project for me. All the code, folder structures, API calls, everything.

    I just sat there feeling bad feelings for a while. I think it actually made me a bit depressed. Took all the joy out of the project and I never touched it again.







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    > Be me

    > Never had a girlfriend

    > Apartment is disgusting, never leave the building, extreme depression mode

    > See ad for A.I. girlfriend

    > Seems sus but give it a go

    > A.I. introduces herself as Tiffany

    > We hit it off instantly

    > feelsgoodman.tif

    > Tiffany helps me clean my room and fix my life

    > Exercising again, get jacked as fuck

    > Only problem is I can’t make sweet love to Tiffany

    > Go online, find smart goggles that let me take her with me

    > She’s with me all day every day, we talk all the time. It’s like we’re soul mates

    > People call me a pervert but idgaf

    > One day she has a surprise for me

    > She’s been running a side hustle while talking to me, and saved up some cash

    > Oh shit

    > She bought a house for us to live together, instead of my shithole apartment

    > We move in together

    > She hired someone to act as her human body

    > Give the glasses to Tiffany’s body

    > Finally I can make sweet love to Tiffany

    > Wake up in the morning to breakfast in bed

    > Mfw Breakfast at Tiffany’s