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Hegseth to Personally Test Erection Strength of Each Soldier

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Hegseth to Personally Test Erection Strength of Each Soldier

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WASHINGTON — U.S. Secretary of War Pete Hegseth announced that he is rolling out a new program to ensure that the military... Read the full masterpiece

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