Free coffee!
I’m gonna go out on a limb and say they weren’t referring to coffee. 😏
If Colombia wins, free empanadas!
I don’t know if this is bait, but it’s “Colombia”.
Just autocorrect screwing me again. Fixed now.
Happy cake day!
Or plain unseasoned areppas … I do not miss colombian breakfast
If china wins, free Tibet?
That’s awesome. I’ve always wanted a Tibet.
I don’t think tibet is real in that case…?
Let them tie and say they both won so we get beer and tacos.
Counter offer:

Haja alguém com cultura aqui!
PORTUGAL CARALHO
Free cocainum!!!
As yes, the deep concainum mines where most of the world’s cocaine ore comes from. How could I forget?
I had no idea what this was referring to until I saw the comments
Columbian chicks are hot!
Free earthquakes? No wait, that would be Venezuela.
If Sweden wins, free surströmming!
🥹 kanelbullar were right there
What, free columbariums?
If Norway wins, free smalahove!
Free tequeños?