A lot of stargates seem suspiciously located in abandoned quarries in the Pacific northwest

Install an autoclicker/autotyper HID USB key that, when it senses and idle computer, spams clicks and keystrokes at plausible spoeds, but which outputs pseudorandom nonsense, to muddy the data pool and produce far more incoherent data than coherent data

Binary search tree

I finished my degree a couple years after I started the job that my degree got me 😉

Shiny bright lights transformation like in Sailor Moon

What are you doing, step-bruv?!

Oi bruv where’s yer wanking loicense?!