“This is all one castle.”

Donnie Darko but it’s Musk’s space junk instead of a jet engine.

Dog Face Lengthener! Lengthen your flat dog’s face and allow it to breathe easy. WARNING: Not suitable for borzois.

“This could take like a hundred milliseconds. It could even take gasp ONE WHOLE SECOND! 😱”

If MegaMan isn’t in the air when entering a boss room, you need to reset the console and start over.

I don’t make the rules.

I’m going to take their designs and patent a complementary system that expells the waste at vehicles behind you like a James Bond Q gadget.

Ugh… I hate when the bathroom needs to be defragmented. It takes for-fucking-ever! 😩

Probably because they’re the shittiest vows ever made.

I mean, an EMP would fuck up both 🤷‍♂️