Police officers were called to settle a schnitzel-related dispute in southern Germany after a man assaulted his neighbour for allegedly pounding meat for the dish too loudly.
As a german, I can say it can’t get any more german in this article: Police, meat, boomers, neigbor disputes, violence over ridiculously minor disputes. Everyday stories.
allegedly pounding his meat too loudly

Spoiler tag this shit!
Why stock video?

*allegedly*
Schnitzelverbrechen.
Of course there is a long, compound German word for it
Theres always a long German compound word for it.
Was it a chicken or a veal snitzel?
Pork is the best schnitzel.
Let’s try not to get the police involved here as well…