Police officers were called to settle a schnitzel-related dispute in southern Germany after a man assaulted his neighbour for allegedly pounding meat for the dish too loudly.
Police officers were called to settle a schnitzel-related dispute in southern Germany after a man assaulted his neighbour for allegedly pounding meat for the dish too loudly.
Was it a chicken or a veal snitzel?
Pork is the best schnitzel.
Let’s try not to get the police involved here as well…
I know you don’t want them involved because they’d agree with me.
Try tell that to the judge