when this happens, stretch your leg out in front of you and use the palm of your hand to pull the top of your foot toward your body. it helps ease the cramp. i deal with these too damn much and is the only way to stop them fast
I’ve never gotten a cramp in my life. I’m on 39’s doorstep and I’m a guy. My wife has woken me up on a couple occasions with her Charley horses. I’m happy to see it’s not just her.
Eat a whole turkey and see what happens. Glaze it, even
If your electrolytes are balanced, you shouldn’t get cramps. Cramping is caused by not having enough potassium, which is used by your nerves to signal relaxing muscles. Sodium is used to signal clenching. Too much sodium for the potassium and the signals get unbalanced and you can’t relax that muscle.
Magnesium and calcium also play a role and deficiencies can result in cramping or tremors (like unsteady hands might just be from being low on Mg, Ca, or K).
So it seems like you’ve been eating well at least as far as electrolytes are concerned, especially if you can hold your hand out rock steady, regardless of whether your muscles are clenched or relaxed.
You shouldn’t snoke electrolytes bro. Those are for the empathetic system.
Yeah, I think I’m just lucky, good genes. I eat fine, but I’ve also survived off bars and snacks in the desert for days, never had issues. Always drink my water though, love water.
Nowadays, I do eat (well, ingest) a banana every day, and that’s the only kind of K I’m into anymore.
Yeah, when my own levels were low enough to get the occasional cramp, it never happened on a day I ate a banana.
Cut off your calves and eat them that’s the only way God knows how to fuck in the digeridoos of turtle why the fuck a turtle I ain’t fucked no turtle in three days, but that’s a stretch of time to elaborate how Don Lemon returned me to sender
Are you an LLM with only a 10 token context window? Or doing that thing that humans do when their brain blood escapes its brain blood tube and becomes a brain blood pool or has trouble making it to all the brain cells because the brain blood tube is too full of non-brain blood things?
Either way, thanks for the moment of amusement I got trying to parse the combination of words you used in the order you used them.
Nah nrah, if you can’t investigators I dont give af about speaks
Last time I took blood minerals test, it showed that I got over the normal amounts of magnesium. Can’t remember having cramp last time. It did happen, but like 10 or more years ago.
Thanks for reminding me of this, I’m gonna be paranoid stretching next couple of times.
Make sure you get enough potassium, calcium, and magnesium, along with hydration.
Sodium, too, if you do a lot of home cooking that tastes bland.
Today I learned this is a common thing. I started getting these in the mornings after I started cycling a ton and really developed my calves. An excruciating reminder that I didn’t hydrate well enough the day before.
Bro I just watched my calve during a cramp a few weeks ago. It was so gnarly, like legit rippling, like something else was under my skin.
Up your magnesium game.
0mg!
Or salt.
Or potassium.
Or water.
It’s usually all of the above. Also calcium. Electrolytes are fuel for your nervous system, with various uses all over the board. Missing most any of them can produce cramps in the basic sense.
Magnesium specifically is utilized for muscle relaxation. Potassium is used for muscle contraction.
Yes, but cramps can also be caused by a lack of electrolytes and dehydration.
Exactly. I’ve noticed that I don’t have cramps when I drink a lot of coconut water (excellent source of potassium). Like you said, the bottom line is that you need fluids and electrolytes.
Or polonium.
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Oh I hate that, but the only solution for me is to equally strongly point my foot towards my head.
Kind of fun to watch, tbf.
Lift toes and feet, kick heels out as hard as you can. Hold.
Doesn’t always stop it, but can help considerably if you start before it fully fires off.
I read this tip years ago in a similar social media comment on a similar meme.
It really works, this trick basically changed my life. Highly recommend.
With all muscle cramps. Do what feels counterintuitive.
The muscle contracts/tightens. Stretching it hurts more, but it is what must be done.
For when someone reading this has a hamstring cramp… You might wanna figure out that stretch ahead of time. It’s a bit heftier than the calf muscle and puts up a better fight.
It’s not the stretching that relieves the cramp. When you contract the opposing muscle (or muscle group), your body sends a signal to relax the other muscle. So if your hamstring is cramping, contracting your quadriceps causes the hamstring to relax.
I get them regularly, no one can explain why. Both hamstrings same time, I’m 6’ 7" mostly legs. I usually get them in the middle of the night. Pain doesn’t phase me, but when I pull both hamstrings I start crying because the pain is unbelievable. I stand up as quickly as possible support my body and try to stretch my legs. My wife starts freaking out because I usually wake up with a scream. For the next 15 mins it’s the worst pain imaginable while I plead to the darkness for the pain to stop. 15 mins later I’m back to normal. Like it never happened. I hate it.
I am also 6’7"… Ish, haha. Tagged as fellow tall. There’s your explanation.
I am exactly 2m. So just shy, but more than 6’6".
I am actually mostly body, so my butts lower than yours. Idk, I’m curious if this is better or worse for my hamstring in a cramp? Idk if the back muscles it connects to affect it or not lol. Idk if it makes it worse either way though.
My go to is to Indian leg wrestle a wall when it cramps up. Like I scoot my ass past the wall and raise my cramping leg to get my heel locked onto the wall past 90° and force my knee to lock (with my hands if I need to which, for anyone reading that has never experienced this, is basically necessary. Your hamstring is stronger than most of your leg, save your groin, but it’s basically unable to affect the hamstring in a cramp. So your biceps and triceps are necessary sometimes.)
The physics make less sense to me but I actually end up getting relief putting my calf on the arm of a couch while I crunch my abs forward as hard as I can. Having a partner hold you in place here would be ideal as far as I’ve felt.
Cheers homie. Good luck. The world was designed for a max of 6’5". We have it ok. But damn. Cheers.
When you are having a really big yawn and feel the bottom of your mouth tense up. Those are the absolute worst cramps. Especially when you’re with someone else who thinks you’re choking or having a seizure or something. And you can’t tell them it’s fine and it’s just a cramp, since you can’t open your mouth.
New fear unlocked, thanks
I am young, I got my first one a bit ago and I was like wtf, did I break something.
I get these weekly while doing nothing. It’s a side effect of neck radiation cancer treatment. First time was painful as hell. Now I have learned to just sit in it and chill and it passes quicker that way
The fucking worst! I find throwing my head back like I’m trying to break my own neck usually fixes the issue
The only cramps I ever get is period cramps I don’t understand random body parts cramping that seems like it shouldn’t be happening?
Are you still in your 20s?
You probably drink an adequate amount of water
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When you take a deep breath and feel your tummy rumble
Immediately get out of bed and stand up straight, works faster than trying to flex\stretch it out
Yeah I have always found that standing up stops the cramp better than anything else. I heard it was like handing over the controls to your central (or maybe peripheral?) nervous system and letting that higher authority override the cramp by deciding that maintaining your balance while standing up is a higher priority. Then you can safely stretch and get hydrated after that.
I have jumped out of bed in a panic many times and it has worked every time.
“Jumping” out of bed from lying is not too healthy as far as I know.
Neither is whatever state we are letting our bodies be in that is causing enough leg cramps to necessitate a contingency protocol.