Honey I dropped my pants
Another Republican gets another mulligan. Must be America.
I was scrolling up, I see the hair and forehead and all is good so far. But right below the eye level, I start expecting the ending of the face part but it never came!
Yikes, it’s never the people you want to see pantsless, is it?
How is this shapeless adipose abomination in any position to interfere sexually with anyone?
Just start fucking eating them. You only have to complete one for the rest to stop fucking around.
He only had one pant? Where are the rest?
I honestly don’t understand why these people can’t just wait til they get home, behind closed doors, to do their pervy shit.
What is the appeal of doing this in a public place? It can’t be that thrilling that it’s worth ruining your whole life over.
Because they won’t ruin their life. It’s untouchable power.
Bruh some people get their best thrills by doing risky sex.
Oh I know.
I just don’t understand THIS level of risk.
You should have seen Lemmy NSFW lol
Probably fair. :)
wait til they get home to do their pervy shit
What was pervy about this, apart from being in public?
Are we at the “sex isnt inherently sexual” part of society already???
Are we at “sex is pervy” now?
They’re in Marnie’s house. The pants will be returned publicly and embarrassingly.
grange display, soup, or wearing them yourself?
I never liked putting them in the soup, cause the soup was the best way to get everyone maxed quickly.
But the shame dialogue is so good. And are the townspeople really worth engaging with in any capacity?
The who?
I have the Jorts and Jean mod, and so yeah. Yeah they are worth chatting to. And not being friends with everyone would make Jorts sad.
“It never goes away,” Dingler said. “It’s distracting.”
If it doesn’t go away after 4 hours, consult your physician.
Top tier excuse here
“He has publicly apologized for what he called an innocent visit to town hall, spurred by a bad reaction he had to alcohol and medication that eventually made him vomit. He has told people he took off his pants to clean them,” according to The Journal.
Ohhh, okay, he was just drunk and high, well okay then
I’m a little curious how he managed to get vomit on his pants and not his suit coat or shirt.
Also it was the middle of the day. What was he doing with alcohol… and how come he didn’t know his medication reacted with alcohol?
I think the secret clues are in what he’s not saying. First, he never said it was a prescribed medicine. My bet, since we already know he was day drinking, is that it was a recreational substance.
Second, he never actually says he got vomit on his pants. He just says that the mix “eventually” made him vomit. It’s likely that he was so messed up from his booze and pharmaceutical cocktail that he shit himself and he’s leaving that part out.
That or he just ditched his pants to rub one out, which is where I’d put my money.
He ditched his pants to fuck a journalist
Right, this clearly is not Mom’s spaghetti
Unlucky he didn’t just teleport to a Waffle House instead
Yeah, vomiting out of his dick, maybe.
The incident involving Mooresville Mayor Chris Carney and has outraged — and also amused — people in the town nicknamed Race City USA after its long history with NASCAR.
“The episode occurred in 2024 but is now bubbling up on multiple fronts,” The Journal reported. “Three former town employees are suing Mooresville officials, alleging retaliation for their efforts to preserve the footage or investigate. Town commissioners passed a no-confidence vote this month urging Carney to quit. And a judge last week ordered the town to release video of the incident, a move the town forestalled by appealing Wednesday.”
I couldn’t find the video footage. Can someone link it?
the town nicknamed Race City USA
😳
after its long history with NASCAR.
😮💨
Still pretty racist, I’ve been there plenty of times
Well there was the noose thing in the black guy’s garage that time.
NASCAR not Race City isn’t the relief, but I might have missed the sarcasm too.
But it comes with a free frogurt!
I had the same first thought
Dude needed a pit crew
Sounds like it hasn’t been released yet on account of that appeal by the town.
Tonight on …
Prophetic.
yeah. but mostly USA
i mean this could easily be canada
i want to say alberta had something like this not too long ago
I mean, I can think of a half a dozen other unimaginable horrors unrelated to the US happening right now, and I don’t even try to look these things up.
Oh yeah corruption and sexual abuse: uniquely American. Fuck right off.
number one. even your president is a pedo. So you fuck off maybe?
Honesty this could win the FIFA Bastion of Integrity Medal all things considered.
If he has to pay then she’s a prozzie not a journo