Artist, musical performer, and former derby skater from the Midwest.
I’m single, childless, and married to freedom and adventure.
ACAB, Anti-War, and I hate Democrats, Republicans, and billionaires. (Yes, even your favorite billionaire: the pop star, the philanthropost, the legendary athlete, or the soft-spoken investment guru who cosplays as middle class.)
Also, I refuse to use Donald’s last name out of hatred for the man and his brand, FYI.
And now the press are calling us ‘device hoarders’ for taking good care of our shit and not wanting to upgrade to new devices too.
Yeah, that’ll fix the economy.
Just like when Rick Perry urged Texans to pray for rain after he cut funding for fire services in Texas. Totally fixed it.