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Good news! It’s an Audi
Wait 9 months for the part to arrive!
Honestly it would have been more expensive if that test came back positive.
Tell me about it
In America that’s A LOT cheaper than giving birth
The country is made for cars after all
Just reset it and wait to see if it comes back.
now it’s making a weird noise…
Ignore it until it goes away.
Now there’s something leaking…
Reset it and hope it lasts long enough to sell it.
The other day I heard a very expensive sound while driving and was starting to get real nervous. And then the car* behind me turned and the sound went with them.
Whew.
Also. I pity that fool.
I am never gonna financially recover from this
Naw, just need to top ‘er off is all.
This is what happens when a dude pees on a pregnancy test.
That just means you’ve reached 40
The “check engine” light usually signals an issue with the womb.
Probably a low lube level warning
Best I can do is, 800…900 thousand dollars. And it’ll take 18-22 years.
This is why you need to get the extended warranty.
I think it’s gonna require them to open the hood
Cheaper than a baby.