If a test could actually unironically determine such an issue, I’d love to have had that several years ago. Not joking.
Good news! It’s an Audi
Wait 9 months for the part to arrive!
In America that’s A LOT cheaper than giving birth
The country is made for cars after all
Honestly it would have been more expensive if that test came back positive.
Tell me about it
This is what happens when a dude pees on a pregnancy test.
The other day I heard a very expensive sound while driving and was starting to get real nervous. And then the car* behind me turned and the sound went with them.
Whew.
Also. I pity that fool.

Just reset it and wait to see if it comes back.
Reset it and hope it lasts long enough to sell it.
now it’s making a weird noise…
Ignore it until it goes away.
Now there’s something leaking…
I am never gonna financially recover from this
The “check engine” light usually signals an issue with the womb.
Probably a low lube level warning
This is why you need to get the extended warranty.
That just means you’ve reached 40
Naw, just need to top ‘er off is all.
Best I can do is, 800…900 thousand dollars. And it’ll take 18-22 years.
Cheaper than a baby.