give him his chainsaw and send him to the middle east
Grok now screening all mid-term ballots for evidence of Hamas
You know they are at historic lows of incompetence when they just keep recycling the same ghouls into different positions. I’m honestly shocked we still haven’t nuked the planet into ash by now.
SpaceXai’s biggest client! Future of warfare needs golden dome $1T+ contract to spaceX, obviously. Another $2T for Grok built skynet is recommended.
So what’s he gonna do like… schedule the next war?
They will mount him into the head of a rocket, fire him into Iran, and he will them potently bankrupt the country with stupid ideas like vacuum train tunnels.
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I believe he is a citizen. Though legally he shouldn’t be.
You’re correct
“Alien hires another alien”
Oh cool. Let’s watch Elon completely fail on a large scale again like he did with his DOGE bs.
They just found another way to transfer public money to Musk
He only failed if the publicly stated purpose was the goal 🤷♂️
Misery loves company.
Is he about to DOGE the military?
He walks into the Pentagon on day 1 carrying a sink and then spends the first month figuring out how to get the tanks to make fart noises when they fire missiles
Hey Iran, Elon Musk is now a legitimate military target.
According to the West, there are no legitimate targets on our side. Any and all attacks on Western military targets are considered terrorism.
It is is beyond ridiculous. People allegedly attacking a US Airbase in the UK (maybe just stealing diesel) are called terrorists for attacking a military target. It is absolutely bonkers.
Yeah I don’t think that bullshit is flying as well as it used to though. It’s too obvious who is instigating, and more people have been paying closer attention and learning about the history of the Middle East and the foreign policy of western governments. I’m encountering it more and more from people whom I would not expect it, and I get around.
When orgs fighting fascism are regarded as terrorism then the word has clearly lost its original meaning.
I don’t know how nobody has told them to get the F out yet.
Dear god, that’d be so funny.
I would move to Iran myself if they blew this fucker out of the sky on one of his douchebag jaunts across the ocean.
You know what? Good. I’m glad that Elon is now a valid military target.
Well, is not like he’s got anything else to do. Being the ceo of 5 (?) companies obviously doesn’t take much of his time.
From what I’ve heard, they probably do better the less time he focuses on them.
Really expensive self driving tanks that can also be submarines but parts fall off when they hit a bump.
and it’s only self driving if you put a crew inside
And they sink if you actually test the submersible feature.
Full self driving 2033
I’m convinced that his truck thing was supposed to be the next Humvee. That man loves the government teat.
I fully thought this was the onion. I really hate this timeline.
Yeah, because the last time Muskrat was on a govt committee, it went so well…
Still.haven’t finished with the fallout from that disaster.
Kayfabe