He only failed if the publicly stated purpose was the goal 🤷‍♂️

OK, hear me out, let’s start a patent troll corp. and file for all the enshittification ideas ahead of the studio owners.

I really don’t think the Mooninites will see it coming, so war should be over in a week or two. I’m willing to back a nuclear bombardment of the Moon, if it will ensure that I can still watch football this weekend.