This is the way.
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- Almacca@aussie.zonetoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Billionaire CEO: Work-Life Balance Is For The WeakEnglish1·2 hours ago
- Almacca@aussie.zonetoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Billionaire CEO: Work-Life Balance Is For The WeakEnglish2·5 hours ago
It still a stupid take.
- Almacca@aussie.zonetoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Billionaire CEO: Work-Life Balance Is For The WeakEnglish11·5 hours ago
I do actually like my job, but I sure as shit don’t give it a single thought when I’m not at work.
- Almacca@aussie.zonetoTechnology@lemmy.world•Leak Shows ICE Planning to Use Facial Recognition Glasses to Identify Targets in Real TimeEnglish1·1 day ago
And if anyone believes that absolves them of responsibility, they deserve all the police stating they get.
- Almacca@aussie.zonetoTechnology@lemmy.world•Leak Shows ICE Planning to Use Facial Recognition Glasses to Identify Targets in Real TimeEnglish15·1 day ago
Time to get your Insane Clown Posse makeup working.
- Almacca@aussie.zonetoTechnology@lemmy.world•Leak Shows ICE Planning to Use Facial Recognition Glasses to Identify Targets in Real TimeEnglish5·1 day ago
it will provide a pretext to disappear almost anyone who isn’t white.
Pretty sure you don’t need a.i. glasses to figure out what colour someone is.
- Almacca@aussie.zonetoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•New technology helps flat-faced dogs breathe easyEnglish6·1 day ago
Would this be adaptable to help with sleep apnea in humans?
- Almacca@aussie.zonetoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Prego Pivots From Budget-Tier Pasta Sauce to Small Microphones That Listen to Your Family's Intimate ConversationsEnglish4·2 days ago
Due to not looking carefully enough, I thought it was the actual jar lid. Derp. Turns out it’s a separate product. I still can’t see anyone using it, though.
- Almacca@aussie.zonetoTechnology@lemmy.world•Prego Pivots From Budget-Tier Pasta Sauce to Small Microphones That Listen to Your Family's Intimate ConversationsEnglish7·2 days ago
Did it? It sure as fuck made me not want to buy it, nor any of their other products.
- Almacca@aussie.zonetoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Prego Pivots From Budget-Tier Pasta Sauce to Small Microphones That Listen to Your Family's Intimate ConversationsEnglish13·2 days ago
Pretty sure no-one puts the used jar of sauce on the table when they’re eating.
- Almacca@aussie.zonetoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•'Beautiful joke': The Onion finally reaches another deal to take over Infowars - Raw StoryEnglish65·3 days ago
theonion.info has all you need to know.
Such is the InfoWars I envision: An infinite virtual surface teeming with ads. Not just ads, but scams! Not just scams, but lies with no object, free radical misinformation, sentences and images so poorly thought out that they are unhealthy even to view for just a few seconds. The InfoWars of old was only the prototype for the hell I know we can build together: A digital platform where, every day, visitors sacrifice themselves at altars of delusion and misery, their minds fully disintegrating on contact.
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Has anyone else here read Robert Rankin’s ‘Armageddon: The Musical’ and it’s sequels? It’s this.