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minus-squarerem26_art@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up38·1 day agoswap out those mechanicals windows for mechanical linux and then we’ll talk
minus-squareThorry@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up12·1 day agoI use Arch BTW. Like just huge arches instead of windows or even doors, Arch is all you need.
minus-squarefrank@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 day agoI never thought about how a physical arch relates to physical windows. Interesting.
minus-squareSeductiveTortoise@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 day agoI thought Emacs is all you need?
minus-squareImpractical_Island@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·23 hours agoReal programmers use memes to program the machines of the world.
minus-squarerealitaetsverlust@piefed.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·18 hours agoTfw you come to your first day of work in critical infrastructure to maintain drivers and highly critical network applications and they’re all written in https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LOLCODE
minus-squareImpractical_Island@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·17 hours agoJust play Zork all day until you get fired. They’ll think you’re coding!
minus-squareSeductiveTortoise@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 day agohttps://youtu.be/urcL86UpqZc According to this documentary, you’re wrong!
minus-squareOpisek@piefed.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 day agoI am more of a hydraulic Linux person myself
minus-squaretrollercoaster@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 day agoThat’s pneumatic Linux, though.
minus-squarecrank0271@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·18 hours agoActually it’s GNUmatic Linux.
minus-squareWR5@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 day agoLikely not, the whole point of hydraulics is that the fluid is non-compressible!
swap out those mechanicals windows for mechanical linux and then we’ll talk
I use Arch BTW.
Like just huge arches instead of windows or even doors, Arch is all you need.
I never thought about how a physical arch relates to physical windows. Interesting.
I thought Emacs is all you need?
Real programmers use memes to program the machines of the world.
Tfw you come to your first day of work in critical infrastructure to maintain drivers and highly critical network applications and they’re all written in https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LOLCODE
Just play Zork all day until you get fired. They’ll think you’re coding!
Incorrect, you need
https://youtu.be/urcL86UpqZc
According to this documentary, you’re wrong!
I am more of a hydraulic Linux person myself
You must feel compressed.
That’s pneumatic Linux, though.
Actually it’s GNUmatic Linux.
Likely not, the whole point of hydraulics is that the fluid is non-compressible!