not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 1 day agotech never works for longlemmy.blahaj.zoneimagemessage-square142linkfedilinkarrow-up1257arrow-down113
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minus-squareSeductiveTortoise@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 day agoI thought Emacs is all you need?
minus-squareSeductiveTortoise@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·21 hours agohttps://youtu.be/urcL86UpqZc According to this documentary, you’re wrong!
minus-squareImpractical_Island@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·19 hours agoReal programmers use memes to program the machines of the world.
minus-squarerealitaetsverlust@piefed.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·14 hours agoTfw you come to your first day of work in critical infrastructure to maintain drivers and highly critical network applications and they’re all written in https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LOLCODE
minus-squareImpractical_Island@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·14 hours agoJust play Zork all day until you get fired. They’ll think you’re coding!
I thought Emacs is all you need?
Incorrect, you need
https://youtu.be/urcL86UpqZc
According to this documentary, you’re wrong!
Real programmers use memes to program the machines of the world.
Tfw you come to your first day of work in critical infrastructure to maintain drivers and highly critical network applications and they’re all written in https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LOLCODE
Just play Zork all day until you get fired. They’ll think you’re coding!