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minus-squareThorry@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up13·2 days agoI use Arch BTW. Like just huge arches instead of windows or even doors, Arch is all you need.
minus-squarefrank@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 days agoI never thought about how a physical arch relates to physical windows. Interesting.
minus-squareSeductiveTortoise@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoI thought Emacs is all you need?
minus-squareImpractical_Island@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 day agoReal programmers use memes to program the machines of the world.
minus-squarerealitaetsverlust@piefed.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·24 hours agoTfw you come to your first day of work in critical infrastructure to maintain drivers and highly critical network applications and they’re all written in https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LOLCODE
minus-squareImpractical_Island@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·23 hours agoJust play Zork all day until you get fired. They’ll think you’re coding!
minus-squareSeductiveTortoise@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 day agohttps://youtu.be/urcL86UpqZc According to this documentary, you’re wrong!
I use Arch BTW.
Like just huge arches instead of windows or even doors, Arch is all you need.
I never thought about how a physical arch relates to physical windows. Interesting.
I thought Emacs is all you need?
Real programmers use memes to program the machines of the world.
Tfw you come to your first day of work in critical infrastructure to maintain drivers and highly critical network applications and they’re all written in https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LOLCODE
Just play Zork all day until you get fired. They’ll think you’re coding!
Incorrect, you need

https://youtu.be/urcL86UpqZc
According to this documentary, you’re wrong!