Another article about the same case makes this smell even more like The Onion: https://www.mtvuutiset.fi/artikkeli/vanhempansa-pakastanut-mies-perustelee-tekojaan-jopa-muinaiset-faaraot/9391918

An elderly doctor says he froze his parents’ bodies at his father’s request. During police questioning, he spoke of pharaohs, catacombs, and Elon Musk.

“My father’s wish for me, as his eldest son, was that his body be mummified and preserved, and not disposed of by society through cremation or burial,” the man said during police questioning.

He says his father advocated for “ecological diversity, a pleasant lifestyle, and freedom of religion and funeral rites.”

“Even the ancient Egyptian pharaohs spent half their lives preparing for death. So did the richest man in the world, Elon Musk, who wants to be buried on Mars. I’ve heard this from my father before.”

According to the son, he was supposed to build a burial chamber for his parents. At first, his father had asked him to build the burial chamber in the United States. The family’s third child, the sons’ sister, has lived in the United States for several decades, and according to the son, his parents visited her there every summer.

“My father believed that his body would remain ‘forever’ and allow future archaeologists—if they were so inclined—to study what the human body was like back then. This isn’t some delusion of grandeur, but rather a product of the thinking of that era,” the man explained.

He said he must fulfill his father’s request to the end.

“This must be seen through to the end. I have promised, and I have a sacred duty to build the burial chamber and prepare the eternal coffins,” he said.

  • altphoto@lemmy.today
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    4 days ago

    I’m going to be cremated. That way my kids don’t have to pay rent for my body to be located taking space somewhere.

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      You should consider being creamer-mated instead of. That way your loved ones get to put you in their coffee every day.

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      I’m donating my body for science and medical purposes, then they do the cremation for free. Help science, least burden on family.

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        I think a lot of those bodies just end up getting used for target practice essentially… Or to test weapons.

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          I doubt that, at least where I live that’s highly unlikely. As far as I know, most of the bodies are used for medical students for practice and education.

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            Yeah imagine a bunch of random kids cutting yiu open playing with your testicles trying to impress a girl in the class… This happens. I know because my medical student friends from the dorm used to take about the weird stuff they did. There’s also the ever growing “bodies” exhibition… And again my testicles inside out for people to be impressed…

            But maybe it will help something. It’s not a bad cause.

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              Lol I couldn’t care less who fondled my dead body in class.

              Also the Bodies exhibition is metal as hell. Ending up in there would be a win in my books.

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        I’ve also looked into it but your body basically need to be donated within 24 hours after death. Makes it basically impossible to have a funeral. Like I don’t give a fuck, but my loved ones probably do.

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          Your family gets the cremated remains after they’re done with it. I guess it might be like a week or so?

          We’re not big on ceremonies anyway, so delaying for a couple of weeks or holding a wake without any physical remains wouldn’t be a big deal.

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      4 days ago

      But how will you show off with your graves brand in that case? I’m thinking gucci for me, probably leased though …