I wish, but I doubt it.

I live in the US. too many pedophiles for that to be safe.

a life without children…how I miss thee 😭

article says Tim Cook and shows a picture of Tim Apple.

fucking amateurs.

help me out, the American education system sucks and I can’t tell which of these countries are in the EU.

you mean the parts that are a part of the EU that directly benefit from support from some of the richest countries in the world?

not enough engineers use LSD anymore because they’ll lose their entire career over it and be blacklisted from government contracts forever.

the McCarthys won.

very much so. poor people don’t buy things that aren’t necessary like internet access.

edit: just to clarify, poor people don’t have the expendable income to pay for both home Internet AND a mobile phone.

top 10 richest countries on the world adjusted per capita.

notice something missing from that list?

oh wait…look who is on the list?

is it because Switzerland is like 2% the size of America with like 4000% the GDP because of all the banks with illegal funds there?

maybe for you…but not for me.

I’ll switch back to a dumb phone and run a Linux distro so obscure nobody’s seen it for 25 years.

fuck em. I’ll never comply with this shit.

so hear me out.

there’s an entire continent of payment processors out there that are not American.

just use one of those.

problem solved for a few years.