GRAPHIC VIDEO: A pervert was arrested for allegedly having sex with his neighbour’s koi fish.
Sex-starved Sutthichai Boonlert, 51, reportedly scooped the hapless koi fish from resident Bobby Anong’s pond before using its mouth to pleasure himself.
CCTV captured the shocking sex act as the senior citizen took off his clothes and entered the water in a quiet neighbourhood in Bangkok, Thailand, on September 7.
He held a white dildo while rubbing the koi fish on his genitals before emerging from the pond. He was then seen walking to a dark corner before appearing to use the flailing animal as a makeshift sex toy.
Since when is 51 a “senior citizen”?
I like that they describe him as “sex-starved” as if that could even begin to explain his actions

It’s just begging for it!
I came here to ask “how??”
I now understand how.
Those are some DSL’s if I’ve ever seen them.
Fun fact: I just image searched “fish with dsls” 🤣
Any good results?
Brings new meaning to the saying “He sleeps with the fishes”
Better then ‘waking up to horse head.’
For some people, that would be the best way to start the day.
he’s going to get a restraining order with minimum distance from ponds
…what
2 guys 1 fish was better
The Oxford English Dictionary defines sex as “physical activity between two people in which they touch each other’s sexual organs, and which may include sexual intercourse”… seeing that the koi, despite being hapless, is not a people, and it doesn’t sound like the pervert touched the koi’s sexual organs, I’m going to have to say that they did not have sex.
Also, is 51 considered a senior citizen in Thailand?
Oral sex is sex, right Mr. Clinton?
Depends what your definition of “is” is.