cristigyk@piefed.socialtoThe Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works•Hegseth to Personally Test Erection Strength of Each SoldierEnglish
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2 months ago"sperm tasting is next’ said Hegseth. ‘sir, you mean sperm testing?’ ‘i know what i said’ whispered Hegseth with a smile.
that’s to stop them from touching their crotches.