minus-squareConHoliousDonFrankle@lemmy.worldtoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•White House considering bulletproof vest for Trump after third assassination attempt on president: reportlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·19 hours agoBullet proof trash bag would work for me. linkfedilink
minus-squareConHoliousDonFrankle@lemmy.worldtoMemes@lemmy.ml•"They're BAD because the ~~CIA~~ "news" said so!"linkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down12·20 hours agoOr you know, history… linkfedilink
Bullet proof trash bag would work for me.