America, always looking for more ways to protect pedophiles.
I think raw asbestos would make him even safer.
And then a social media campaign about how good it tastes.
Cures everything, even better than drinking bleach!
He’s a fat fuck. He won’t wear the vest.
It’s more of a bulletproof mumu, like Homer Simpson when he gets too fat to move
three legitimate threats
I like how they have to specify “legitimate” like we all don’t know that they were all staged. Other than MAGA, does anyone actually think these weren’t staged?
Why would such a good president, the best even, have 3 attempts on their lives?
Makes you think.
Lincoln only had one. So trump must be doing something right.
Hahahaha, he won’t even eat vegetables. Make him carry that heavy shit around and listen to him whine.
Pfft shows what you all know. Trump died during a highly classified operation (operation code name; bareback thunderstorm) during the summer of 2018 rip in peace. Who we call trump today is none other barrack whosaine Obama wearing a stare of the art trump mask he got from spirit Halloween.
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He won’t wear it because it’s going to make him look even fatter than he already is.
I was just thinking the exact same thing.
Give him a Walmart cheap suit vest and tell him it’s Kevlar. A very special kind of Kevlar. Perhaps maybe the best Kevlar in the world. Well, many people are saying it is anyway.
They’ll get him one of those John Wick suits
It would be better for the world if the republicans in the house and senate started working for the american people again instead of going all in on idol worship and maintaining this dystopic status quo. Other than that, the only options to get rid of the Pedophile-in-Chief are to wait (for the mid-terms), wait for his expiration, or hold a revolution (like the French had to when things got completely out of hand).
Lol. You’re asking Republicans to not be traitors.
That’s like asking the trash that voted for him to stop procreating with their family members.
Republicans quit carin after they freed the slaves. Bare minimum as always, same as a majority of the democrats
Looking forward to seeing the world’s largest bulletproof diaper in the national history museum in 10 years.
Sooner if it doesn’t work
Is everyone upvoting this just because it’s funny? It doesn’t read like an onion headline at all