“Hey, Jippity. Send a message to Chris”

Thinking: The user wants me to call Kris. But I don’t see anyone named Kris in the contacts. Maybe the contacts are corrupted. I should try to fix it.

Wait, it would be easier to recreate the contacts. So I’ll just delete all of them and let the user know.

Command: rm -rf ~/.contacts

Jippity: “Ok, I’ve deleted all your contacts so that you can start fresh. Go ahead and enter the number for Kris!”

Just stay on Linux. Microslop won’t actually fix anything.

What happens when a new singer shows up that has a similar voice? Or what about tribute bands or cover bands?

False equivalency.

If you were going on a 10 day hike to the most remote location on earth, would you bring the most unreliable device you could find, or something you can count on?

If it’s on the ship, it’s associated with the mission. Windows has a very high habit of barfing so over itself, as is evidenced by this article. It’s bonkers to me that they chose to use Windows for anything at all.