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Space Facts@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish ·
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What's funny here?

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    19 hours ago

    PSA: If its fishy, should probably see a doc just in case.

    • Fishy@lemmy.world
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      18 hours ago

      If it’s me? I feel a little targeted here.

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        15 hours ago

        I’ve been trying to workshop a flirty reply for longer than I’d like to admit.

        Looks like I also need to go to the doctor. The Love Doctor.

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          We are not always our quickest. My original response should have been something like:

          Leave me out of it. Whatever you got it wasn’t from me.

          But I thought of that too late.

          If my original comment was better it would have been easier to reply to and carry on the joke.

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            that excuse sounds a little fishy…

      • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        13 hours ago

        … Maybe you just got attracted by the bait.

      • nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world
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        Probably a typo of fisty

    • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      13 hours ago

      … or a baker.

      • Omnipitaph@reddthat.com
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        That got a snort out of me, and a guffaw from the fiance.

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          Hahah, perfect, hahahah!

          This guy, this guy here… yeah he gets it lol

          Do tell tell your fiance not to ‘get so uptight about it’, if you’re into masochism, hahahah!

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      A little sweet

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