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What's funny here?

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What's funny here?

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Space Facts@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish ·
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  • cholesterol@lemmy.world
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    2 hours ago

    hey it’s me your friends

  • NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de
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    3 hours ago

    Was this before Twitter added the ability to edit?

  • rustydrd@sh.itjust.works
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    20 hours ago

    What’s the point of censoring her handle but not her (I assume) real first and last name?

    • LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      I mean…… there are a lot of Joanna Ellises. Ellis’? Ellis’s? English is hard. Joanna’s Ellis? Ok I’m done.

      • tauonite@lemmy.world
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        deleted by creator

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    Eating out is different than eating out with. The difference is fishy.

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      PSA: If its fishy, should probably see a doc just in case.

      • Fishy@lemmy.world
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        If it’s me? I feel a little targeted here.

        • Omnipitaph@reddthat.com
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          I’ve been trying to workshop a flirty reply for longer than I’d like to admit.

          Looks like I also need to go to the doctor. The Love Doctor.

          • Fishy@lemmy.world
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            We are not always our quickest. My original response should have been something like:

            Leave me out of it. Whatever you got it wasn’t from me.

            But I thought of that too late.

            If my original comment was better it would have been easier to reply to and carry on the joke.

            • Master@sh.itjust.works
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              that excuse sounds a little fishy…

        • nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world
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          Probably a typo of fisty

        • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          15 hours ago

          … Maybe you just got attracted by the bait.

      • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        15 hours ago

        … or a baker.

        • Omnipitaph@reddthat.com
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          That got a snort out of me, and a guffaw from the fiance.

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            10 hours ago

            Hahah, perfect, hahahah!

            This guy, this guy here… yeah he gets it lol

            Do tell tell your fiance not to ‘get so uptight about it’, if you’re into masochism, hahahah!

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        A little sweet

    • someguy3@lemmy.world
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      Or sticky.

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    I’m sure she got some new friends so let’s call it a social media win

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    Maybe she should try having her friends over for ‘dinner’.

    Could imply fava beans, cianti, bdsm gear, kinbaku ropes, who knows.

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