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FirmDistribution@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 months ago

Where my klitoris users at?

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Where my klitoris users at?

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FirmDistribution@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 months ago
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    bash: klitoris: command not found...
    :(

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      No, you should touch klitoris or finger klitoris, not bash it.

      man klitoris

      no manual entry for klitoris

      Well that explains a lot.

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        man klitoris? Don’t you mean bussy?

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          No that would probably be the xfce equivalent.

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        This is such an underrated joke.

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      Use the -f option to find it

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