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CodyIT@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 21 days ago

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This is a glass

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  • ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com
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    It’s not a glass, it’s the

    hydrationContainerManagerObjectFactory

    Not to be confused with the

    hydrationContainerManagerTypeFactory

    Which is the template

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      You forgot the AbstractHydrationManager

    • Viceversa@lemmy.world
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      Do developers still code in such a manner?

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        Some of those patterns were actually good design, until everyone went overboard with them. Now the pendulum has swung the complete opposite way and there’s a ton of duplicate code often generated from actual templates.

    • unwarlikeExtortion@lemmy.ml
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      you mean

      glass Glass;

      which is almost worse than stringing together random fancy words.

      (Edit: added backticks for that nice mono font)

  • Ftumch@lemmy.today
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    That’s not a good comment. What it is should be clear from the naming and context. A good comment explains the why when that is not obvious:

    // This glass is at 50% capacity because we don't want it to overflow if it rains
    
    • one_old_coder@piefed.social
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      And in 5 years you will wonder why the glass is under the rain because someone didn’t put that in the specifications.

      • hakunawazo@lemmy.world
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        A software tester walks into a bar

        Runs into a bar.
        Crawls into a bar.
        Dances into a bar.
        Flies into a bar.
        Jumps into a bar.

        And orders:

        a beer.
        2 beers.
        0 beers.
        99999999 beers.
        a lizard in a beer glass.
        -1 beer.
        “qwertyuiop” beers.
        Testing complete.

        A real customer walks into the bar and asks where the bathroom is.

        The bar goes up in flames.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Unless it is in a vacuum, the glass is full.

    50% water, 50% gas mixture.

    • isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de
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      https://what-if.xkcd.com/6/

      no, I actually wanted it empty

    • rmuk@feddit.uk
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      I can’t believe no-one else has posted this yet.

      Relevant xkcd: https://what-if.xkcd.com/6/

      Also, relevant xkcd video: https://youtu.be/0EytSWiKrFg

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      If it were a vacuum the water would quickly boil away with any remaining turning to ice.

      • cenzorrll@piefed.ca
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        It wouldn’t freeze unless you drop the temperature as well.

        • Jerkface (any/all)@lemmy.ca
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          The phase transition from liquid to gas absorbs all the thermal energy in the remaining liquid and causes its temperature to drop to freezing point. You are familiar with this effect if you have used a tank of compressed gas; the tank gets cold as you release the gas and you might see condensation on the tank up to the liquid level.

          But then the remaining ice in the glass sublimates anyway.

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            Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?

            • Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca
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              Just some jerkface.

              • PattyMcB@lemmy.world
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                Username checks out

        • cockmushroom@reddthat.com
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          Who told you about hot vacuums? That was a secret!

  • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
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    Opportunist… “It’s an empty glass. I drank it while you were arguing.”

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    //don’t remove this comment or else

    • greedytacothief@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Load bearing comment

    • KokusnussRitter@discuss.tchncs.de
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      //what if I remove this comment and else?

      • AstroLightz@lemmy.world
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        //Then line 368 that checks if the comment exists will fail and will be sad

        • KokusnussRitter@discuss.tchncs.de
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          No :(

  • BorgDrone@feddit.nl
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    Engineer: this glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

    • saxrussell@slrpnk.net
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      Ha, sorry just saw your post! 😆 Wise minds and such… 😉

    • XLE@piefed.social
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      deleted by creator

    • Lovable Sidekick@lemmy.world
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      - comedian Gallagher

  • Racoonwithbenefits@lemmy.zip
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    deleted by creator

    • OwOarchist@pawb.social
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      Comment would be whether glass is being emptied or filled

      What if it’s neither (and unknown which it was previously), and the glass is just sitting there?

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        IllegalStateException

  • socsa@piefed.social
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    Senior engineer: the glass is self documenting.

  • Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    // This is a Glass class
    class Glass {
         filled(halfFull,  halfEmpty) {
             this.halfFull;
             this.halfEmpty;
             }
    }
    
    • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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      What the hell kind of glass is this?

      • cockmushroom@reddthat.com
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        Quantum, obviously

  • UpperBroccoli@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    /**
     * @brief This is the coffee cup class
     * 
     * This class describes a cup or mug that neatly integrates a
     * container for vectors of cCoffee instances with a fully
     * functional handle to carry the cup or mug around. Used for 
     * pretty much everything.
     */
    class cTallGlass : public cGlass {
    
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    The current legacy code I’m dealing with is full of these:

    // TODO: Class description here to satisfy linter

    • Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      // I’m paid by the line

      • OwOarchist@pawb.social
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        """
        only one line for your comment?
        fucking amateur
        this comment uses five lines
        """
        
      • Jankatarch@lemmy.world
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        That sounds horribe, actually.

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    • one_old_coder@piefed.social
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      Don’t you have stuff like // NOLINTNEXTLINE to explicitely disable some lints?

  • printf("%s", name);@piefed.blahaj.zone
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    IT support chatbot when the client asks how to get an empty/full glass to display: You’re absolutely right! I couldn’t have said it better myself: This is a glass. 😊🥛

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    Engineer: The glass is too big!

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    Glass _glass = new Glass(); //make variable glass of type glass and make a new glass
    ///<captainusefuldoc>Gets the glass</captainusefuldoc>
    Glass getGlass() => _glass; //get the glass in _glass
    
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    // This might be a glass
    Glass* glass = dynamic_cast<Glass*>(container);
    

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