HaraldvonBlauzahn@feddit.org to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoMarket slumps as OpenAI reportedly misses internal targets for active users and revenue — Nvidia, Oracle, AMD, and CoreWeave shares all tremble on the newswww.tomshardware.comexternal-linkmessage-square26linkfedilinkarrow-up1401arrow-down14
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minus-squarecomador @lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up65·2 days agoSounds of air hissing out of a balloon.
minus-squareCort@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up36·2 days agoRight now it’s a thin hiss, but hopefully soon it’ll be a thunderous wet fart.
minus-squarethehatfox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12arrow-down1·2 days agoI just hope the shockwave doesn’t knock down the rest of the economy with it.
minus-squaremsage@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·2 days agoOh you knkw it will. Private credit, stock market never corrected, there’s so much bullshit in the pipeline that any bang will blow off the roof, walls, and ground.
minus-squareAlmacca@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down3·2 days ago hopefully soon it’ll be a thunderous wet fart. brandnewsentence
Sounds of air hissing out of a balloon.
Right now it’s a thin hiss, but hopefully soon it’ll be a thunderous wet fart.
I just hope the shockwave doesn’t knock down the rest of the economy with it.
Oh you knkw it will.
Private credit, stock market never corrected, there’s so much bullshit in the pipeline that any bang will blow off the roof, walls, and ground.
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