stermy4u@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 days agoPlane passenger invoked Sharia law to avoid sitting next to a woman, then attacked flight attendanttownflex.comexternal-linkmessage-square82linkfedilinkarrow-up1317arrow-down139
arrow-up1278arrow-down1external-linkPlane passenger invoked Sharia law to avoid sitting next to a woman, then attacked flight attendanttownflex.comstermy4u@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 days agomessage-square82linkfedilink
minus-squarehypeerror@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up137·11 days agoYou can’t just say Sharia law and expect a new seat assignment. I didn’t say it, I invoked it.
minus-squarenibbler@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up63·11 days agoI’ll try to invoke shakira law next time to try to get an upgrade to business class
minus-squareRobotToaster@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up38·11 days agoAny hips caught lying will be put to death
minus-squareEm Adespoton@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up38·11 days agoDoesn’t Shakira use a private jet?
minus-squareBuffalox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32·11 days agoI DEMAND to sit next to Shakira!
minus-squareEm Adespoton@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·11 days agoI INVOKE my right to sit next to Shakira!
minus-squareSpaceCowboy@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·11 days agoWAKA WAKA the plane has been diverted to Africa.
You can’t just say Sharia law and expect a new seat assignment.
I didn’t say it, I invoked it.
I’ll try to invoke shakira law next time to try to get an upgrade to business class
Any hips caught lying will be put to death
Doesn’t Shakira use a private jet?
I DEMAND to sit next to Shakira!
I INVOKE my right to sit next to Shakira!
WAKA WAKA the plane has been diverted to Africa.