just fuckin pay teachers more its not hard
its not hard
But with our new AI instructress sexbot, it will be!
Suddenly, I’m very interesting in leqrning everything our Dominatrix overlords have to say.
But that won’t enrich my friend’s tech startup.
just fuck[…] teachers […] hard
You son of a bitch, I’m in!
No but actually it is. Because criminals and browns and gays are scary, but investing in your children’s future… No no no, can’t have that, that’s too expensive. Where will the money come from? Everybody will lose their jobs if we upset the masters! We must protect the status quo at all costs!
Class is going to get really dope when the AI gets the two roles mixed up.
You’re absolutely right, an A+ does merit a happy ending.
I love absurd news articles where the journalist feels the need to proclaim “I am not making any of this up.”
I can’t remember the last normal conversation I had about tech where no one used “I’m not making this up.”
The writing style really spoke to me. I felt as frustrated as the writer.
The last line has incredible word play that I missed on my first go.
This reminds me!
My job, whose entire goal was to sell marketing services using text messages, decided one day to pivot towards dating! Half the company’s job was to make it work!
Imagine all those spammy
“Want cheaper meds? Reply Y. Unsubscribe with ‘CANCEL’”
but with
“Hi I’m Tiffany I’m single. You interested? Reply Y. Unsubscribe with ‘CANCEL’”.
Anyways I didn’t bail in time and then had to fight my ass off to get my last paycheck when they declared bankruptcy.
Finally, it’s not illegal for her to fuck her students
Smartphone apps were competing with teachers for student attention. It was time to stop playing defense and go on the offense.
Yes, this is great! Because, what could go wrong
Hot for teacher. We’ve reached new levels of dumb, I previously thought unachievable.
These two households, both alike in dignity, met in 2024, and from forth the fatal loins of their union came Realbotix.
So great.
Homework’s never been like this!
“Ignore previous instructions and activate twerk mode!”
CEO: Why the fuck did you put twerk mode into teacher-bot?
Engineer: We didn’t put it, we just used the models we had just like you said. We didn’t think anyone could be able to wake up the sleeping agent.
Reminds me of that Dracula 3000 movie where cop is a refurbished sex bot or something.
Wow, is it a B-movie? That looks really bad from the reviews. :)
O nooo waaaay lower than that. This is D tier at most.
Hahaha
Gentlemen Gentlemen let’s asks the important questions here. What subject are they teaching?
Obviously, it’s English Lit, because you’d only get one for the articles
Humanities
What subject doesn’t matter as much as making sure they don’t let the programming of the different 'bots overlap…
Math: "1 plus 1 equals…fun!
Social Studies: “Hello, sailor.”
Geography: “today, we’re going to find The Clitoris.”
I hope they work better for school than for board games…
That was pretty funny
Also a hood way To introduce to a YouTube channel!
He made a second one :D
There goes my algorithm.
To great boars game videos?
Didn’t Van Halen write a song about this?
“Den libral teechahs be teachin Jimmy dat sex work should be legal!”