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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

Guess this is my life now

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Guess this is my life now

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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    “I’m just gonna have a little weed, as a treat, to help me enjoy cleaning.”

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      Housemate, 2 hours later: “How’s the cleaning going?”

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        HMMMMMMMM

        I SMELL MARIJUAAAAANAAAAAA

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    The next post in my feed fits this perfectly.

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    Real. Break it down into manageable tasks. Small bits every day. I believe in us all 🙏

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      But then by the time im done, the first tasks are due again and the room never felt like it got to the clean state.

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        Welcome to adulthood. The work is never done.

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    Have you guys tried shallow cleaning? But like really really fast?

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      Everything I do is shallow. Cleaning. Thinking. Personality. Sex.

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    Every time I try to get rid of that damn pile of paper on my desk

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    Mood.

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