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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 13 days ago

Making a difference, one date at a time.

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Making a difference, one date at a time.

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    I bet the date wasn’t in ISO 8601

    • Pennomi@lemmy.world
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      I’m more of an RFC 3339 kinda guy

      • abbadon420@sh.itjust.works
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        Heretic!

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          He prefers freedom rather than give money to useless companies.

    • mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca
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      I got some files from a supplier last month date suffixed mmddyy, ex: concept1-250426

      I didn’t even recognize it was a date stamp at first, until putting it alongside some earlier files from them with something like 190426

      what the fuck kind of nearly useless date stamp is that

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        So they were dated the same day exactly 6 yrs apart. What a crazy coincidence.

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    She was a Lua girl

    • Vitaly@feddit.uk
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      Her name was Lua as well

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        Lua Dipa?

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        🎶her name was lua🎶 🎶she was a coder🎶

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      I was too late to make the Lua joke, damn

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      Worse. She prefers Matlab over Numpy.

      I think I’m going to be sick.

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    Screams in Lua

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    Djikstra was so fucking wrong with this and people who parrot this are so annoying.

    Sure, an offset starts at zero, but an index can very well start at one. Not all arrays represent a physical offset, please stop pretending your inferior zero only indexing is in any way superior.

    Sometimes math is just simpler from one. When you’re translating math to code, one based indexes are usually better.

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    • Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      I shall not lower myself to use the newfangled Mathematical inventions of the Arabs and instead keep doing Mathematics like the Romans!

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        But how will you use zero-indexing without the number zero?

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          All I hear is nothing-indexing with nothing.

    • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world
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      In economics, many indices start at 100.

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        Economics? Completely replaced by bistromathics

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    There is no second date because YYYY-MM-DD'T'HH:ii:ss'Z' is the only acceptable date.

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    Unless you’re programming in VBA. But at that point you’re already fucked anyway.

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      So you’re saying she’s BASIC?

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      fucked anyway

    • SparroHawc@piefed.world
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      cries in X++

      • unknownuserunknownlocation@kbin.earth
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        TIL

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          My suggestion for people who want to get into developing for Dynamics 365 F&O and X++:

          Don’t.

          spoiler

          Although I will admit that with the limited number of D365 devs out there, you can probably get some good work. Just … you have to jump through some hoops to be able to tinker with it, since it’s MS’s big ERP system.

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      VBA arrays start at 0, unless you explicitly set it to start at 1.

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        Technically, VBA arrays start wherever you want them to and end wherever you want them to. Thing is, since VBA is usually interfacing with MS Office, you’re heavily dependent on what the office APIs do. And unfortunately, they very often start counting with 1. So practically, you’re generally starting your counting with 1.

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    1000003823

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    R wins again! I’m grateful every time i write the vector 1:n

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      It’s useful though. It’s more of a point when it doesn’t work.

      Anyway, there only one thing better than a sensible solution, and that’s a standard.

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    Not in MATLAB/Julia! (But like yes under the hood computers start at 0)

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      MATLAB, Julia, R, Fortran, Lua.

      Imo the real point of contention is column vs row major ordering in matrices. Actually so cursed trying to move between languages.

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      Maybe the date is an engineer/mathematician, then the arguments just creates silos between disciplines

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      Also lua. Well, kinda: those weirdos use hashmaps for everything, iirc

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    Let’s meet in middle and start it at 0.5

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    You dodged a bullet, my friend.

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    she forgot and is already getting her guts rearranged by Chad Thundercock 10.5"

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    Two Gyllenhaal back to back?

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      I saw Gosling posting for a while, only fair that Gyllenhaal gets his time in the sun

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      Glitch in the matrix

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    Come at me like that and I’ll know you are still a boy.

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    There won’t be a date number 2, she will propose on date number 1

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      date = [“happens”, “does not happen”]

      print(“date 1”, date[1])

      There isn‘t even a date number 1

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      Lmaoooooo

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