I used to return my cart to the corral, but now I walk it over to the “reserved for law enforcement” spot and leave it there.
All Carts Are Bastards
Well done for not being a blight on society.
I hate this argument. If i park by a cart at the back of the parking lot I’m going to do exactly what my mother raised me to do and put it back where i found it.
Relatedly, as an admin of c/books, I would be remiss if I didn’t mention a book here.
If you enjoyed the TV show The Good Place, and humorous books about moral philosophy, Mike Schur (the showrunner) covers this in How to be Perfect.

Thank you for your service.
It genuinely does. Almost all of us are downright mediocre but all we need to be is a decent person and that’s good enough.
Only when shopping online though.
At my local CostCo, there is a pathway that cuts across each row of parking spots. At various points along this path are the cart returns. The path is constantly full of carts, meaning that you can’t get to the cart returns. I get way too bent out shape about his every time I go.
Whenever I go to Costco when I’m done shopping I sometimes spend up to a half hour putting carts away, the ones that are most obnoxiously blocking parking spots & pedestrians.
Is this Danny Sexbang??!

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Daniel Avidaniel?!
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Goddamn, I need that kind of encouragement in my life.
I feel seen
No, thank you.
well, good maybe. But that does take away some jobs the store has to fill.
Do you also throw trash on the on the street to create jobs?
I am sorry, but I seriously hate this line of thinking.
It’s such a bullshit excuse to be a shitty person. As if making the cart corral person’s life a little easier would suddenly rob them of job duties, thus leading to a collapse of cart corral wranglers. “If I flush my shit down the toilet, then there won’t be any more janitors!”
TBF one comes out of a store owner’s profits, the other from the city budget
This is a job?
My husband used to do that in his teens, for one of the very rare places in this country that don’t require some coin-shaped token to get a trolley.