The two “the”s let you know how serious they are.
Whenever someone does that, I reread it in Jeff Goldblum’s voice and it becomes scintillating.
Oh so that is what a migraine while hungover looks like
the best part: if/when you puke on it because looking at it gave you the spins, you can’t see the puke!
You puke big rings? Are you Sonic?
no, you realize there’s like a dozen people in those games it could be? my culture is not your costume, asshole!
Hey babe, new sonic lore just landed
https://www.flooringinc.com/shop/joy-carpets-neon-lights-carpet-dynamo-9534.html
I’m very close to replacing my basements carpet with this and installing a couple black lights. Than I just need the pinball machines to put in it. That’ll be the most expensive part
black lights
Risky, I like it.
The sex dungeon is adjoining, so we’ll see… literally
Does it also smell like a bus seat?
No no, it smells like 2000 incidents of an 8-year-old puking up soda and birthday cake, which was then cleaned up by someone making minimum wage.
That’s what a bus seat smells like.
Can confirm, I was the kid.
New York City subway seats taste the best.
how? they’re smooth plastic. nothing to hold onto the flavor.
what you really want are the blue velvet seats on Philadelphia’s Market-Frankford subway line
Smooth plastic holds the puddles better.
The smell of mostly cleaned vomit and soda.
You can buy it and have it installed. I did. It was even cheaper than most regular carpet.
Supply and demand still works!
You and @DonkeyStar@lemmy.world need to exchange carpet supplier contacts.
We really do, because I was coming up with around $300 of carpet to cover a $400 arcade machine, which felt excessive.
MYSTERY SCIENCE THETHEATRE 3000
Okay, yeah, the arcade carpet was pretty awesome.
The the carpeting
I actually have a roll of this in my trash treasures pile. And they say hoarding doesn’t pay
They can keep the carpeting. I want full size candy bars.

IYKYK
Came here for this
ONE OF US. ONE OF US.
I think I am getting the the fear

Sims 1 shit
Look, kid. This isn’t “sims 1”. This is “bowling alley” or “skating rink”.
Skating rinks still exist and they haven’t changed the carpet. Went to one a couple months ago
