No fair. This technique is for those of us who need to escape torturous misery. You’re just hoarding happiness at this point!

Reminds me of stupid me after I received a ginormous family inheritance I went through a phase of buying every stupid little thing that I would’ve never bought before. It was sometime around the implosion of the John McAfee empire debacle I was vaguely aware that something was going awry with him & the company but I was lost in my own little world buying post-it notes at a Staples store.

At the checkout counter the employee brought my attention to a small display of heavily discounted McAfee antivirus software something-something for only $5 and all my conscious brain knew at the time was

“Wow, didn’t that used to cost $40-$75? and McAfee has been in the news lately. I have no idea what’s going on but yes I will pay $5 for this thing.” 🤦🏼‍♀️

It was completely useless and I doubt I ever took it out of the package before eventually throwing it away.

Do you want to like revolting? Or did you omit some punctuation?

Can we, like, revolt already?

First you must master the art of lucid dreaming. Come back and let me know when you’ve mastered that. Then I’ll tell you the next step.

Coping mechanisms are becoming increasingly elaborate with the advancement of time.

And change your gait to the Ministry of Silly Walks so they can’t identify you by your real gait.

I first used it as a place to sell my used college textbooks.

Same 😥

Suggested serving sizes have never been realistic. Manipulated by the manufacturer to make us think the food is lower in calories than it actually is.

In reality we all serve ourselves a fifth of a jar. List THOSE calories on the label please.

It is on topic because OOP wrote “prostrate.” Saddam Hussein is indeed laying prostrate.

Laying flat on your belly makes access to genitals rather tricky. There’s no way to justify OP’s spelling error. It cannot be forgiven.

I rubbed my clit sore & raw a few days ago. It hurt for days. And I don’t even have a prostate. Net benefit : -5

That man & dog are proportionately sized like Atreyu & Falcor.

TL;DR That’s a disproportionately huge dog.

Anyone interested in history better start collecting actual tangible history books before they’re all destroyed, and read & learn from those books, before TPTB use computers & internet & ai to rewrite past history to change & omit past historical events for their own nefarious purposes.

Yes that’s exactly what I mean. It’s disingenuous for YouTube to be doing that, I mean in the grand scheme of things it’s a trifling matter, but it’s a bit of fuckery because algorithms & livelihoods are affected by this nonsense.

Yes my autoplay is always turned off. I mean when you’re on the home screen it automatically plays, on mute, and not full-screen, whichever suggested video is oriented in the middle of the screen. This isn’t something that can be opted out of.

But he’s clearly not in a room full of adults wearing matching lanyards discussing a PowerPoint presentation that will be forgotten by Tuesday. He’s laying in bed with his front-facing camera capturing himself from the least flattering angle possible.

I assumed they were already doing that. They’ve never been forthcoming in regards to what actually counts as a view.

2. Especially weird if I view videos from my own channel, on my end it seems to tally each time I watch my own videos, which isn’t supposed to happen.

3. And videos I never chose or clicked on automatically start playing as soon as I open the app or switch from “Me” to “Home.”

4. Or if one person watches a video multiple times, does youtube count each of those views? Because for YouTubers whose livelihood depends on likes & views & subscribers, YouTube needs to make sure a creator isn’t manipulating the system with bot farms or friends/family/paid losers to repeatedly watch the videos.

Now my brain hurts & I’m grumpy. Bye.