Whilst he’s at it, changing Burger King to Burger Queen is also in need of consideration.
‘America’ is becoming a slur.
I actually don’t have anything positive to say about America.
I guess I can say it’s better than China and Russia for a big country. And it’s nice that it’s big and people can travel between so many states too, each with slightly different culture.
China is barely smaller than the US, and what you think is a unified Chinese language is actually a bunch of mutually unintelligible languages in a trench coat.
The cultural differences between regions in the US are usually much smaller than ones in China.
The most obvious examples of this are the regions of Xinjiang and Tibet.
I admit I don’t know much about China, so thank you.
Is it better? I mean, at least China makes a a crapload of stuff. What does America export besides entertainment and bombs?
So the US largest export is oil and petrolium? Haven’t really heard that talked about so much.
Sigh, of fucking course he did. Anyways, the capital of Ohio would love to change its name, but I’m sure if they tried he’d be ranting about keeping historical names for American places.
Edit: there’s only one state that’s actually worth renaming and that’s Washington, solely because sharing a name with the country’s capital results in confusion more often than you’d like, and I swear to shit it better not be renamed to America.
Took him long enough
Would this be better if this got renamed to “New Mexico calls on Trump to change his name to ‘Epstein Traitor’ | CNN Politics”?
Instead they could change it to New Epstein Files
The America Files
I wish it was just America. Unfortunately it involves people from multiple nations.
we do not yet have a president. the guy claiming the title is a mob boss that stole it from us, feel free to ignore his specious edicts
After 3 elections people were still dumb enough to believe his lies.
thats the prime target of criminals
Unfortunately you’ve all decided to let him actually run the country while you sit around waiting for your next opportunity to vote for a president, so we don’t actually have the luxury of ignoring his specious edicts because some of them do materially affect our lives.
Signed, The Rest of The World
Midterms in 14 days, everyone.
I hope it’ll be brutal for Dumpy
As a born and raised New Mexican, fuck this absolute piece of garbage, and fuck anyone who has voted or is continuing to vote for the convicted rapist and pedophile party. New Mexico is a culturally rich and diverse state, full of traditions going back hundreds, in some cases thousands, of years.
Y’all motherfuckers be… enchanting…
God dam, hit em where it hurts. Brutal
There’s dozens of us New Mexicans here! Dozens!
It’s such a stupid idea because even people who voted for him have New Mexican pride and wouldn’t agree with this change, it’s simply stupid
Are there still Americans who don’t know NM is part of the US, or it that long past?
No that’s still something you come across, not as often as it used to be. 10-15 years ago I had someone ask if they needed their passport to visit NM, which was funny because they were dead serious. I think since Breaking Bad/Better Call Saul got as popular as it did people figured out NM was a state but I cannot confirm this, it’s just my head canon.
Thanks! I hadn’t heard such a story for some time so I wondered.
As a born and raised New Mexican, who now unfortunately lives in the Midwest. Nah, still happening. Got a roomful within the past two months. I blame Missouri public education.
My wife and I love NM. We’re from shithole TX and if there isn’t a blue wave here, we would love to move.
it seems like the gop is getting ready to rig the machines again.
Hey, buddy. I think you meant to type “New America”
Saw a map earlier with Albuquerque renamed Charliequerque lol
I appreciate you sticking your neck out and posting this
💀
USA’s patriots are from New-Englang btw.
Wasn’t this just an Onion article like a couple months ago, and now it’s on Nottheonion?
i thought it was a local newspaper but yeah the snopes article matches what i remember
It hurts that snopes has an “originated as satire” category
Why is he still alive?
Nobody has the stones to do anything about it
Even Death is like “Nah, thanks”
Think of it from Death’s point of view.
He spares this one guy for a while, and in return, that one guy does his job for him, for free.
The french are protesting against education funding. And americans wont get off the couch to rescue their own country.
Mobs are easier to form when your entire country is the size of a single US state and everyone who wants to participate in the country is within a day of driving to the same location. Your people aren’t less willing to be fucked over by the government. It’s just easier for the small percentage of you who will riot to meet up.
And most countries don’t have a police force more heavily armed than a small country’s military.
Decades of no accountability and poor hiring practices have made the police thugs against their citizen peers. Funded by the have nots, while protecting the haves and themselves.
We are lost
We were never found
Hey, they tried. Twice. And once legally, not physically.
Eh. Honestly, I think it’s pretty likely both incidents in which someone got “close” were probably false-flags. Orangeboi is a complete coward. I genuinely think he’d piss his pants and run away screaming if it was a real attempt on his life. There are a number of very suspicious points to the rally event in particular.
So this coward you speak of agreed to allow a teenager to fire a rifle at him from 350’? And Joe Biden’s USSS, who he had purged of MAGA agents, and Joe Biden’s FBI (who agreed Trump was dinged by a rifle round or fragment) were in on it?
Watch him when they pull him up seconds after we hear the “all clear”. He is fucking stunned. Couple of photographers angle in for a shot (lemmy tells they were in on it as well), Trump sees the first thing he understands, “Cameras on ME!”, and does the fist pump.
And all those USSS agents who were demoted or fired, and both shooters, all agreed to upend their careers and lives for…?
Or we could just admit that a couple of dudes shot their shot at the most reviled man in America, possibly and all-time hatred in American politics.
One guy did, but he didn’t practice enough first.
Sure they do! They just have shitty aim is all
Nah, the rally one was definitely staged. There are a shitload of details that absolutely do not add up.
That’s irrelevant. Why is he still president should be the question.
Once he’s dead, tell me it’s irrelevant
If he dies in office, Just Defiled a couch Vance and Peter Fucking Thiel take over.
Do not let perfection be the enemy of good.
Vance does not have any of the charisma nor the following that Trump has. His ability to coalesce a ruling party is low. It’s why Trump is still in power.
The bigger issue as I see it is that Trump wants to rule by charisma first. I don’t think Vance particularly gives a shit if people curse his name - meaning that, at the first sign of things getting out of hand, I think he’s more willing to hit the “start killing protestors until the streets are red” button.
Vance is a proxy for Thiel
Yep! Add in that what’s left of MAGA will viciously turn on Vance for all the things they could bring themselves to pin on Trump. Vance’ll be a copegoat.
With no charisma or leverage to get anything extreme done. It isn’t their daughter in law that controls the GOP and is able to fund primary challengers.
You think they’d impeach the younger smarter asshole who wants to hurt their enemies?
No fucking way. The Republicans want this. Trump is only useful for his distraction otherwise they would have stopped musk.
Plus it gives them an incumbent to run in 2028 (if they aren’t already planning to run Trumps corpse again).
I didn’t say anything about impeachment. What would matter if they did anyway? A presidential impeachment has never ended in consequences. No, they just want have the ability to jam through controversial bills or wars. Congress won’t just go along with them.
They’d be morons to run Vance in 2028. As sitting VP he can’t fill a high school auditorium.
They’d be morons to run Vance in 2028
Only if the US still has legitimate elections. Guess we’ll see during the midterms.
Craftmatic is already working on designs with an integrated Fleshlight.
kept alive by the ghost of epstein, and MCDONALds nitrates, and fatansizing about his daughters.
The ultraconservative cabal behind his back who wants their schemes signed and greenlit. They have to keep their puppet alive.
Because apparently no one in this godforsaken shithole of a country can aim properly.
stress ain’t catching up to him
yet
most presidents are affected by stress because they’re actually doing the fucking job, not just alternating pep rallies and golf
true. he was more stressed with the epstein files moving forward some time ago.
Lets rename New Mexico to release the Epstein files instead
trump files
vreaking: President Donald Trump will now be known as “President Donamerica America”
Donerica Trumperica