Gentoo level is a gimp suit
Linux Mint

Glad my Nixie Pixies are getting some representation!
Until reading the comments, I thought this was skirt length.
CachyOS you just wax
Mint is better than Ubuntu. Ubuntu should be at bottom. Actually, if Oligarchy ever gets on the list, it should be on a skunk scale and we’ll put it beside the butthole, and Ubuntu can go on the bottom.
Edit: punctuation
Omarchy is toe shoes.
Looking at the meme, I knew exactly I wouldn’t need to scroll far for a comment complaining about this. :D
Which one is scarier? I tried Ubuntu 2 years ago and got scared, working up the courage to try again.
Linux Mint is solid and very user friendly. Just got my boomer friend switched over a month ago with Libre Office or Open Office and he’s happy as fuck.
Just do it. You’ll be fine.
Where slackware?
Isn’t that just wearing pantyhose?
That means you are too old to wear stockings
owch…dont be like that.
Went from F to D and back to F… then straight to A!
I did use Debian for servers, but it’s not a daily driver so doesn’t count
I do like seeing NixOS as the terminally unix distro. 100% deserved. Arch doesn’t even compare to us
Gentoo is a pair of knitting needles and yarn.
Short socks linux mint


As a mint user I guess I’m lucky I’m into Victorian women.
I’ve only ever used Mint. I’m also vanilla as fuck. I’m gonna assume this meme tracks.
I feel like Ubuntu really deserves to get orange, as they use it all over their branding.
As for yellow…hmm. is Yellow Dog Linux still around?
searches
Nope. Ended in 2012.
goes looking
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:SVG_logos_of_Linux_distributions
Nothing with an especially yellow logo.
I guess that’s why Ubuntu got yellow.
I thought it was sock size based on distro
I get that it’s memes and all that, but are there a lot of programmer/linux-socks wearing folk? I honestly have no idea.
Also, considering how alive the meme is, it’s kinda weird that eg. arch’s support-store only sells like stickers and shirts, not a single sock :D