Until reading the comments, I thought this was skirt length.
Linux Mint

I’ve only ever used Mint. I’m also vanilla as fuck. I’m gonna assume this meme tracks.
Gentoo level is a gimp suit
Gentoo is a pair of knitting needles and yarn.
Mint is better than Ubuntu. Ubuntu should be at bottom. Actually, if Oligarchy ever gets on the list, it should be on a skunk scale and well put it beside the butthole, and Ubuntu can go on tue bottom.
Omarchy is toe shoes.
Looking at the meme, I knew exactly I wouldn’t need to scroll far for a comment complaining about this. :D
Which one is scarier? I tried Ubuntu 2 years ago and got scared, working up the courage to try again.
CachyOS you just wax

As a mint user I guess I’m lucky I’m into Victorian women.
Where is Slackware in this picture? :(
Gotta knit your own socks bro
Where slackware?
Isn’t that just wearing pantyhose?
That means you are too old to wear stockings
owch…dont be like that.
Went from F to D and back to F… then straight to A!
I did use Debian for servers, but it’s not a daily driver so doesn’t count
I do like seeing NixOS as the terminally unix distro. 100% deserved. Arch doesn’t even compare to us
Short socks linux mint

So, is Bazzite barefeet?
I thought it was sock size based on distro
I get that it’s memes and all that, but are there a lot of programmer/linux-socks wearing folk? I honestly have no idea.
Also, considering how alive the meme is, it’s kinda weird that eg. arch’s support-store only sells like stickers and shirts, not a single sock :D