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minus-squareLumisal@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up39·8 days agoHuh, guess the Koreans are the ones with the correct depiction then. Go figure.
minus-squareDickFiasco@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·8 days agoKorean Jesus is fucking jacked.
minus-squareSaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 days ago“…and on the 8th day, he doth roided up”.
minus-squareLeviathan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·8 days agoThat’s just Sylvester Stallone circa 2010
minus-squarephutatorius@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 days agoHis schwantz should be hanging below the loincloth.
minus-squareLumisal@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 days agoGrower not a show-er; you must have faith
minus-squareHerbal Gamer@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 days agoIt’s “Schwanz”, without the T.
minus-squaremobyduck648@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 days agoWhen you carry your cross so much you get hench one punch man style.
Huh, guess the Koreans are the ones with the correct depiction then. Go figure.
Korean Jesus is fucking jacked.
“…and on the 8th day, he doth roided up”.
That’s just Sylvester Stallone circa 2010
His schwantz should be hanging below the loincloth.
Grower not a show-er; you must have faith
It’s “Schwanz”, without the T.
When you carry your cross so much you get hench one punch man style.