This is what my i3 desktop looks like, just in black. I hate explaining to people why there’s no taskbar or icons.

Just rollerblade over to my house, we’ll play some Super Nintendo and drink Mello Yello.

How about the Turbo button?

Surely no one is this out-of-touch with reality. This must’ve been written by a leftist in disguise just to make rich people look clueless.

They are temporarily embarrassed billionaires.

Yeah, it reads like a not-too-funny Onion piece. I kept waiting for the punchline.

The Internet views censorship as a fault and will re-route around it.

This company never disappoints