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not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 3 days ago

tech never works for long

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tech never works for long

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not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 3 days ago
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    This is me, nothing in my house needs automation for any reason. There is especially no need for internet connectivity. The closest to automation I have ever had is the timers that turn the lights on or off on my fishtanks.

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      Dude’s never heard of fishing attacks.

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        If you know a way to hack a mechanical timer I’d love to hear it.

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      I hacked this guy’s fish tanks, I reprogrammed the lights and I’m currently training his fish through EMDR to memorize all his passwords. In about six months time I’ll break into his house, interrogate his fish and clean out all his bank accounts.

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        The fish have already emptied my accounts, you are going to be disappointed.

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        bypassing a water-gapped security system

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          Sure, it’s a phishing attack

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