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minus-squaremusubibreakfast@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 days agoI hacked this guy’s fish tanks, I reprogrammed the lights and I’m currently training his fish through EMDR to memorize all his passwords. In about six months time I’ll break into his house, interrogate his fish and clean out all his bank accounts.
minus-squarethe_riviera_kid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 days agoThe fish have already emptied my accounts, you are going to be disappointed.
minus-squareAlberat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 days agobypassing a water-gapped security system
I hacked this guy’s fish tanks, I reprogrammed the lights and I’m currently training his fish through EMDR to memorize all his passwords. In about six months time I’ll break into his house, interrogate his fish and clean out all his bank accounts.
The fish have already emptied my accounts, you are going to be disappointed.
bypassing a water-gapped security system
Sure, it’s a phishing attack