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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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    With FedEx the child would be neither living or breathing when it arrived.

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      Ring camera video of driver yeeting child out the door of the truck and 20 feet to the porch

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        Literally watched an amazon driver do this the other day.

        *I feel it’s important to clarify I mean with a package, not a child

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          Happened to me too. Some electronics I had ordered.

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      DHL the kid would be delivered two counties away to the wrong address and then they would refuse to take your calls when you try to figure out where it got dropped off.

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      UPS the child would arrive with tire tracks on them and be thrown at the house from the road.

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