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time2lose@lemmy.worldBanned to memes@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

Do fish smokes?

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Do fish smokes?

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time2lose@lemmy.worldBanned to memes@lemmy.world · 2 months ago
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  • ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Well, the water enters the gills via the mouth…so obviously it would smoke using it’s mouth to inhale and gills to exhale smoke, making option 1 the only answer.

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      Yep

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        Wow, today I learned 🐟

      • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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        listen here, bucky

        wow now the word makes sense

    • y0kai [he/him]@anarchist.nexus
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      Don’t logic the poor moody fish

      • ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Make better “memes”

        • y0kai [he/him]@anarchist.nexus
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          “no”

  • Murse@slrpnk.net
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    Like this:

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  • eurodyne@piefed.world
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    How could a fish smoke underwater?

    • y0kai [he/him]@anarchist.nexus
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      Perhaps his existential crisis is a real “fish out of water” moment

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      • eurodyne@piefed.world
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        That just raises more questions!

    • jobbies@lemmy.zip
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      Obviously it leaves the water for a cigarette break. Have you never seen fish smoking on the river bank?

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      If you understood how badly Big Tabacco wants to get rich, you would not ask that question.

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        I’ve been a smoker since 1993.

        I just wanna know how to smoke underwater

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          They don’t care how long you’ve been smoking, I guess it has more to do with how much money you have. Maybe they figured out they can’t suck you any more dry then you already are. Or they dont think you would spend enough to justify the R&D. Because i am quite sure, if people would not spend money for abovewater cigs but would for underwater cigs, they would find a way to make money from that.

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          With oxygenated fuel in the cigarettes. Wrap a storm matchstick in it.

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  • mrfriki@lemmy.world
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    I mean, do you put your cigarettes on your mouth or in your nostrils?

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      Yes

  • Localhorst86@feddit.org
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    Option 1, I have visual proof:

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    It’s 2026. I I’m no Ichthyologists, but I think they’d be vaping.

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      hey everyone this dude’s three ichtyologists in a trench coat get 'em!

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    The cool way

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    Do you smoke through your nose?

    If I remember correctly, fishes actually “breath” water through their mouth, and then pump it through their gills to extract the oxygen.

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      Not really the same thing…

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    Definitely 1 cause the carp strikes me as a fish that wants to look cool.

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    2

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    There is another hole you failed to consider.

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    Now do Cetaceans.

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