Those flashlights mostly existed for beating black folk anyways
Cue Morgan Freeman being beaten by a flashlight
“I’d like to tell you he fought the good fight…”
Yeah, that’s why they had that name.
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Ew. Stop tracking reddit in here.
Flashlights have come a long way since LEDs have become common
You can retrofit a led bulb into the big ass Maglite and enjoy seemingly unlimited battery capacity.
True, but the light will still be subpar compared to a light designed from the ground up to use leds at least, that’s been the case with all the maglite led replacements I’ve tried
And then get arrested for blinding astronauts on the ISS.
Hexbear users would be upset if they could enjoy music!
They would be upset anyway.
You might think 9-5 is more illuminating, but you can really club the shit out of the bourgeois with Marx.
But will it give them a jaunty earworm and a splitting headache?
Maybe Marx should have included a part in the middle where he and his girl friends smoked weed and talked about funny ways to get rid of capitalism.
RIP Dolly
RIP
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So you aren’t working and getting a paycheck from some rich man’s game? Maybe build your own business and employ others.
Yeah no problem, everybody can just go out there and build a business and be in charge right? All chiefs and no Indians. Everyone can just take all this extra capital they have and start a business, this will surely support their family and feed all their dependents. Totally easy right? I can’t believe more people didn’t think of this!
Account made 5 days ago to refer to POC as “blacks” and suck on capitalism’s toes.
Don’t want to be exploited? Better exploit someone else instead!
Is this really how you spend what little time you have?